Help...please!

Oh boy...

Well, since being told that we needed to complete 5 essays for Thursday, all on topics which are about as easy to write about as the cultural relevance of a plank of wood. I'd done one and a half up till yesterday and thought to myself (in one of these random moments) 'Tomorrow I'm gonna get up at 7am and write some essays'. Both my mate and my girlfriend looked at me like I'd proclaimed I was turning my bedroom into a brothel.

After lots of questions about my sanity, which I was doubting myself, at about 10pm last night I signed of WLM (but left the PC running itunes' 'really good' library wizard, which managed to put the odd album from my library into separate tracks, yet calls them albums), and went upstairs to watch the movie I said I never would get chance to watch. Its not exactly brilliant, ok its kinda shoddy with occasionally acting as stale as zombie bread, but its decent enough.

Then, against better judgment, I play Half Life episode 1 for a bit longer. Then went bed and woke up at 7. Now, basic motor functions are limited when I have a day off and I get up at the normal time. I went downstairs, and just had to put some podcasts on (as the friend who had claimed to join me failed to turn up, claiming his computer had broke, knowing him, I believe it) and sat and wrote 1 and a half essays.

And boy was it boring. I mean boring like, I got distracted at one point with paperclips. So basically I would recommend doing this as a last ditch attempt to get some work done, whether you want to or not. It was truly awful, but its better than me doing it into the early hours, but that sucks even more.

So basically, I've still got two to do, but have just over a week to do them, so will find some time, the problem being is that I don't really have much of an idea of what the write for the two I havent done, not without tonnes of innuendos anyway...
Josh