Its begun

Its that time again...
Where everyone looses all their senses and relaxes the purse strings so much the purse couldn't of been more chilled if you'd shoved weed in it...ok that may of stretched it a bit, but you get the idea.

In the words of Noddy Holder 'Its Christmasssss' very soon, or thats what is always drilled into our minds at this time of year. I mean, we haven't really had a summer this year, unless your idea of summer is sheltering inside on a computer (apologies WoW fans, I understand you can't fall behind the rest of you guild). So I suppose I look forward to Christmas time more when we have a year like this. Bad weather is much more acceptable when its winter.

But anyway, me, being a male, does not understand the concept of Christmas shopping. I mean, the internet is my shopping centre at the end of the day. All the thousands of websites to buy stuff off and people choose to go and get stressed when they can't find what they want at shops. This year I plan to get all the presents I need of the internet. Like last year. Now unfortunately, I am not very imaginative, when it comes to gift ideas, so I will probably end up buying either books or DVDs for my parents...Mind you, it could be worse, if I had a girlfriend, she would be getting second hand perfume through the post, on recommendation from someone from ebay...

But never mind that, I would buy my sis summat, but she doesn't deserve is (lets move on shall we). So I am not getting stressed at all. In fact I'm quite relaxed about buying presents this year. I mean what is the point of Christmas eve shopping, there's only three things I would do in this order on Xmas eve. 1. Go a party 2. Get pi***d 3. work. God knows what I'm doing this year.

Perhaps we should look at it this way, what if we just chilled. If everyone just chilled out and got each other half arsed presents, then everyone would have a crap christmas, get drunk, dance around the room and end up watching christmas themed pornography on channel 5...but no body would be disappointed with socks or a jumper...second thoughts, that sounds like hell. So in a master-stroke of blog writing I've managed to destroy my own opinion and would much rather have a nice normal Christmas....and its only November....
Crap better get shopping
Cya
Josh
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